Bamacrackers to star in new Fox Drama

[Analog]

World famed Actor and HVAC wiz kid, Bamacrackers, is currently negotiating with executives at the Fox Network to star in a made-for-tv movie based on his life. Rumors circulating around tinseltown have it that actress and supermodel, Paris Hilton, will play the part of his lovely wife, Mrs Crackers. Hollywood insiders also inform us that childhood star, Gary Coleman, of "Diff'rent Strokes" fame, has signed on to play the part of wacky next door neighbor, "Davidlv".












This funny enough for you? Happy Birthday

[BamaCracker]

Yeah, that'll do. . . . . . . for now.

Next time, try to spell my name right. :D

Oh yeah, and thanks for the Birthday wishes. Just got back from Wal-Mart with my birthday goodies to find the power was off at my house, temp above 80 inside, and only my street without power. You think the mailbox babe took out the electron generator?

[Analog]

More than likely an act of god, he hasn't been too happy with you lately. The other night over drinks he confided to me that he wishes you were more like me. Just a tip Birthday boy. BTW, sorry about the name spelling, my fingers were a little bit slippery*.



* This set-up line provided by the Foundation for the Humorously Impaired.

[BamaCracker]

* This set-up line provided by the Foundation for the Humorously Impaired.
Bwahahahahahahaha!

I ain't impaired yet!