RoBoTeq
March 30th, 2005, 06:48 AM
A man on his way home from work in New York City came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Damn, this is much worse than usual."
Then he noticed a police officer walking along the lines of stopped cars.
He rolled down down his window and called out, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The policeman replied, "Senator Clinton is depressed by the latest polls. She stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. Hillary claims her husband doesn't love her and still plays around with ugly women, plus plenty of Democrats want her to forget about her running for President in 2008. We're taking up a collection for her."
The driver asked, "How much have you got so far?"
"About 75 gallons," said the policeman, "but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
Then he noticed a police officer walking along the lines of stopped cars.
He rolled down down his window and called out, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The policeman replied, "Senator Clinton is depressed by the latest polls. She stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. Hillary claims her husband doesn't love her and still plays around with ugly women, plus plenty of Democrats want her to forget about her running for President in 2008. We're taking up a collection for her."
The driver asked, "How much have you got so far?"
"About 75 gallons," said the policeman, "but a lot of folks are still siphoning."