Working Man's Blues - Humor

[Street Rodder]

Working Man Blues:

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...
couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so...they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly
because..it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that...was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but ..I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life
but I just...didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I...couldn't cut
the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found...I wasn't
noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I ...just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I ...couldn't live on
my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I...tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance company, but the
work was ...just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I ...wasn't up
to it.

So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I ...wasn't fit for
the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking and
I ..was discharged.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was...no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it...was
always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I'M A PERFECT FIT FOR THIS JOB!